Tic Tacs Are The Maracas Of Breath

I Noticed That There Are No B Batteries. I Think That's To Avoid Confusion, Cause If There Were You Wouldn't Know If Someone Was Stuttering. 'yes, Hello I'd Like Some B-batteries.' 'what Kind?' 'b-batteries.' 'what Kind?' 'b-batteries!' And D-batteries That's Hard For Foreigners. 'yes, I Would Like De Batteries.'

My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much. He's A Touche Bag.

They Should Call Fishing What It Really Is... Tricking And Killing!

If I Had A Bookstore I Would Make All The Mystery Novels Hard To Find.

Sometimes I See A Bird Fly By And I Feel Jealous. But Then Other Times I See A Bird Fly Into A Closed Window And I Feel Laughing.