One Time I Saw An Old Man

Another Term For Balloon Is Bad Breath Holder.

I Have A Time Machine At Home. It Only Goes Forward At Regular Speed

A Lifevest Protects You From Drowning And A Bulletproof Vest Protects You From Getting Shot, And A Sweater Vest Protects You From Pretty Girls.

A Glove Is A Very Literal Looking Hand Puppet.

I Was In My Friends Garage, And He Had; A Kite, A Yo-yo, And A Boomerang. I Was Like "dude, You Have Abandonment Issues"