To Insure Peace Of Mind Ignore The

A Rose By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet, But Would Not Cost Half As Much During The Winter Months.

Never Pretend To Have Money Except When You Are In Straits. The Poor Man Who Pretends To Have A Bank Account Betters His Credit And Takes No Risk. But The Prosperous Individual Who Counts His Money In The Street, Forthwith Will Be Invited To Attend A Charity Bazaar.

Mark Twain Said (particularly About Pink Marsh): "i Have Been Reading Him Again, And My Admiration Overflows All Limits. ... How Effortless The Limning! It Is As If The Work Did Itself, Without Help Of The Master's Hand."

Anybody Can Win - Unless There Happens To Be A Second Entry.

I Am Thoroughly Tired Of The Fable Style Of Narrative And Shall Do My Best To Get Up Something Entirely Different And Possibly Little More Worthy.