Nothing Is Improbable Until It Moves Into

Do Unto Yourself As Your Neighbours Do Unto Themselves And Look Pleasant.

In Scattering Seeds Of Kindness, Do It By Hand And Not By Machine.

If You Have To Be Burned At The Stake, Be A Good Fellow And Collect Your Own Fire-wood.

Early To Bed And Early To Rise Is A Bad Rule For Anyone Who Wishes To Become Acquainted With Our Most Prominent And Influential People.

Never Pretend To Have Money Except When You Are In Straits. The Poor Man Who Pretends To Have A Bank Account Betters His Credit And Takes No Risk. But The Prosperous Individual Who Counts His Money In The Street, Forthwith Will Be Invited To Attend A Charity Bazaar.