Familiarity Breeds Contentment.

In The City A Funeral Is Just An Interruption Of Traffic; In The Country It Is A Form Of Popular Entertainment.

I Got The Breaks. Starting From Nowhere In The Corn Belt, I Helped Edit A Country Weekly, Then Was Jack-of-all-departments On An Obscure Daily, So That When I Arrived In A Big City Everything I Tackled In The Line Of Column Conducting And Syndicate Peddling And Playwriting Had To Bring Promotion, Because I Had No Social Standing Which Could Be Endangered, No Reputation To Toss Away And No Pride Which Might Suffer A Setback. Everything I Acquired Had To Be Velvet. You Cannot Lose Your Silver Spoon If You Are Brought Up On Pewter.

Opportunity Knocks Once At Every Man's Door And Then Keeps On Knocking.

Early To Bed And Early To Rise Is A Bad Rule For Anyone Who Wishes To Become Acquainted With Our Most Prominent And Influential People.

Never Pretend To Have Money Except When You Are In Straits. The Poor Man Who Pretends To Have A Bank Account Betters His Credit And Takes No Risk. But The Prosperous Individual Who Counts His Money In The Street, Forthwith Will Be Invited To Attend A Charity Bazaar.