To His Orchestra Stop Da Music, Stop

My Wife Has A Slight Impediment In Her Speech. Every Now And Then She Stops To Breathe.

My Nose Isn't Big. I Just Happen To Have A Very Small Head.

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.

Home Cooking. Where Many A Man Thinks His Wife Is.

Be Awfully Nice To Them Going Up, Because You're Gonna Meet Them All Coming Down.