That's The Conditions That Prevail!

I Was Hurt So Deep That I Made Up My Mind Never To Hurt Anybody Else, No Matter What. I Never Made Jokes About Anybody's Big Ears, Their Stut-terin', Or About Them Bein' Off Their Nut.

Everybody Wants Ta Get Inta Da Act!

Man Is The Only Animal That Can Be Skinned More Than Once.

My Wife Has A Slight Impediment In Her Speech. Every Now And Then She Stops To Breathe.

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.