Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!

Nobody Realizes That I Work 18 Hours-a-day For A Solid Month To Make That Tv Hour Look Like It's Never Been Rehearsed!

Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People! Leave 'em The Hell Alone!

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.

Be Awfully Nice To Them Going Up, Because You're Gonna Meet Them All Coming Down.

To His Orchestra Stop Da Music, Stop Da Music! You're Supposed To Follow Da Music, Not Chase It All Over Da Place.