To Err Is Human. To Cover It

Nothing Inspires Forgiveness Quite Like Revenge.

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, And Avoid Disappointment.

As A Rule, I Don't Like To Laugh At The Misfortune Of Others. The Exception To That Rule Is If It's Really, Really Funny.

I Love You Like A Fat Kid Loves Cake!

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