To Err Is Human. To Cover It

No Matter How Smart You Are, You Spend Much Of Your Day Being An Idiot.

Dance Like It Hurts. Love Like You Need Money. Work When People Are Watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

The Amount Of Energy Spent Laughing At A Joke Should Be Directly Proportional To The Hierarchical Status Of The Joke Teller.

Stem Cells Are Like Toenail Clippings With A Better Career Plan.

Everybody Is Somebody's Else's Weirdo