Everybody Is Somebody's Else's Weirdo

People Are So Conditioned To Take Sides That A Balanced Analysis Looks To Them Like Hatred.

Dogbert: Scientists Have Discovered The Gene That Makes Some People Love Golf. Dilbert: How Can They Tell It's The Golf Gene? Dogbert: It's Plaid And It Lies.

Am I Getting Smart With You? How Would You Know?

I'm Predicting That We'll Finally Have A Computer Will Search My E-mail Automatically And Delete Every Message That Begins With 'thought You'd Be Interested,' And Then Give An Electrical Shock To The Sender To Remind Him Or Her To Stop Send That Kind Of Message.

I'm Primarily Just An Investor.