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Few Things In Life Are Less Efficient Than A Group Of People Trying To Write A Sentence. The Advantage Of This Method Is That You End Up With Something For Which You Will Not Be Personally Blamed.

I Can't Bring Myself To Believe In A God With A Personality Like My Own. I Base That On The Paucity Of Lightning Attacks On People Who Deserve It.

Blogging Is Like Work, But Without Coworkers Thwarting You At Every Turn.

The Job Isn't Done Until You've Blamed Someone For The Parts That Went Wrong.

Tell Me What You Need, And I'll Tell You How To Get Along Without It.