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Moslem: People Who Believe Suicide Is A Good Way To Get Laid.

If Our Mushrooms Make You Hallucinate, Please Inform Us Immediately So We Can Overcharge You.

You Already Barely Exist. Disappearing Entirely Won't Be That Much Of A Change.

I Had Several Different Bosses During The Early Years Of 'dilbert.' They Were All Pretty Sure I Was Mocking Someone Else.

I Think 'dilbert' Will Remain Popular As Long As Employees Are Frustrated And They Fear The Consequences Of Complaining Too Loudly. 'dilbert' Is The Designated Voice Of Discontent For The Workplace. I Never Planned It That Way. It Just Happened.