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In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car. But Women Wised Up And Realized It Was Better To Buy Their Own Hot Cars So They Wouldn't Have To Ride Around With Jerks.

Dilbert: You Joined The "flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I Believe The Earth Must Be Flat. There Is No Good Evidence To Support The So-called "round Earth Theory." Dilbert: I Think Christopher Columbus Would Disagree. Dogbert: How Convenient That Your Best Witness Is Dead.

I'm Predicting That We'll Finally Have A Computer Will Search My E-mail Automatically And Delete Every Message That Begins With 'thought You'd Be Interested,' And Then Give An Electrical Shock To The Sender To Remind Him Or Her To Stop Send That Kind Of Message.

There’s Nothing More Humbling Than Seeing Your Best Quotes In A List, And Thinking They Could Have Been Written By A Coma Patient With A Keyboard And Spasms.

I Burned Out My Drawing Hand By Using It Too Much. The Common Word For It Is Writer's Cramp. The Fancy Words For It Are Focal Dystonia. The Symptom In My Case Was A Pinky Finger That Went Spastic When I Tried To Draw.