Wisdom Has Never Made A Bigot, But

Keep A Cow, And Then The Milk Won't Have To Be Watered But Once.

Hunting After Happiness Is Like Hunting After A Lost Sheep In The Wilderness--when You Find It, The Chances Are That It Is A Skeleton.

Knowledge Is Like Money, The More A Man Gits The More He Hankers For.

And Now The Lads And Lasses, Following The Example Of The Birds, Bill And Coo Together.

Too Many Individuals Are Like Shakespeare's Definition Of "echo,"--babbling Gossips Of The Air.