Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry

Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over People.

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

There Are Two Kinds Of Jokes - Funny Jokes And Jack Benny Jokes.

I Don't Want To Own Anything That Won't Fit Into My Coffin.