Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has Been Squeezed Out Of A Wet Sleeve.

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.