Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

If Criticism Had Any Power To Harm, The Skunk Would Be Extinct By Now.

I Was Just Working In The Shop And All Of A Sudden Something Just Triggered In Me, And I Started Shaking. And Then I Walked Back Into The House And My Wife Asked, 'what's The Matter?' And I Said, 'i Don't Feel Good.' And Tears, Uncontrollable Tears, Was Coming Out Of My Eyes And She Says, 'what's The Matter?' And I Told Her. I Said, 'i Just Thought About That Execution That I Did Two Days Ago, And Everybody Else's That I Was Involved In.' And What It Was, Something Triggered Within, And It Just, Everybody - All Of These Executions All Sprung Forward.

Washington Is No Place For A Good Actor. The Competition From Bad Actors Is Too Great.

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.