Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry

I'm Going To Boston To See My Doctor. He's A Very Sick Man.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

My Father Never Raised His Hand To Any One Of His Children, Except In Self-defense.