Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry

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Three Million Frogs' Legs Are Served In Paris - Daily. Nobody Knows What Became Of The Rest Of The Frogs.

Radio Is A Bag Of Mediocrity Where Little Men With Carbon Minds Wallow In Sluice Of Their Own Making.

An Associate Producer Is The Only Guy In Hollywood Who Will Associate With A Producer.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.