Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of

I've Been Drunk Only Once In My Life. But That Lasted For Twenty-three Years.

I Like My Films To Influence The Audience. Even If It Means Tripping Their Aged Grandparents With A Cane When They Get Home.

I Believe In Tying The Marriage Knot, As Long As It's Around The Woman's Neck

Few Things In Life Are More Embarrassing Than The Necessity Of Having To Inform An Old Friend That You Have Just Got Engaged To His Fiancee.

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.