Thou Shalt Not Steal-only From Other Comedians.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.

Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had On A Horse And She Lost Her Shirt!

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

Business Is An Establishment That Gives You The Legal, Even Though Unethical, Right To Screw The Naive-right, Left, And In The Middle.