Thou Shalt Not Steal-only From Other Comedians.

A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

Prayers Never Bring Anything... They May Bring Solace To The Sap, The Bigot, The Ignorant, The Aboriginal, And The Lazy - But To The Enlightened It Is The Same As Asking Santa Claus To Bring You Something For Xmas