Never Place A Period Where God Has

We Favor Putting Congress On A Commission Basis. Pay Them For Results. If They Do A Good Job And The Country Prospers, They Get 10% Of The Extra Take.

As A Well-known Great Man Would Have Said If He Had Thought Of It, "don't Go Around Offending People Just Because It Can Be Done Sitting Down."

Education Is Worth A Whole Lot. Just Think - With Enough Education And Brains The Average Man Would Make A Good Lawyer - And So Would The Average Lawyer.

When My Mother Had To Get Dinner For 8 She'd Just Make Enough For 16 And Only Serve Half.

When I Was Born I Was So Surprised I Didn't Talk For A Year And A Half.