This Thing Of Being A Hero, About

George Bernard Shaw Of England Stopped Over Just Long Enough To Make One Speech In Bombay, India, Started A War And 100 Indians Killed Each Other. That's What I Call Good Speech-making. The Only Enthusiasm Any Of Our Speakers Can Rouse Is A Demand To Kill The Speaker.

Last Year We Said, 'things Can't Go On Like This', And They Didn't, They Got Worse.

There's No Way In The World You're Going To Make A Political Party Respectable Unless You Keep It Out Of Office.

Every Time A Woman Leaves Off Something She Looks Better, But Every Time A Man Leaves Off Something He Looks Worse.

I Don't Know What Humor Is.