Money, Horse Racing And Women: Three Things

Let Wall Street Have A Nightmare And The Whole Country Has To Help Them Back To Bed Again.

I Like To Hear A Man Talk About Himself Because Then I Never Hear Anything, But Good.

You Should Never Try And Teach A Pig To Read For Two Reasons. First, It's Impossible; And Secondly, It Annoys The Hell Out Of The Pig!.

Civilization Has Taught Us To Eat With A Fork, But Even Now If Nobody Is Around We Use Our Fingers.

This Country Has Gotten Where It Is In Spite Of Politics, Not By The Aid Of It. That We Have Carried As Much Political Bunk As We Have And Still Survived Shows We Are A Super Nation.