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Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.

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The President Says, 'there Is Lots Of People Worse Off Than The Farmers.' I Don't Know Who It Could Be Unless It Is The Fellow Who Holds The Mortgages On The Farms.

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