If You Are Trying To Get Out

The United States Investigates Everything - Usually After It's Dead.

Don't Let Yesterday Use Up Too Much Of Today.

The More You Read And Observe About This Politics Thing, The More You've Got To Admit That Each Party Is Worse Than The Other.

Many A Politician Wishes There Was A Law To Burn Old Records.

They Used To Take Your Horse And If They Were Caught They Got Hung For It. Now They Take Your Car, And If They Are Caught It's A Miracle.