I Saw A Guy Juggling Chain Saws,

Snake Eyes Is A Gambling Term, And An Animal Term, Too.

I Want To Ride In A Cold Air Balloon. "this Isn't Going Anywhere!"

No, I Was Just Good At Holding Ice Cream Cones.

When You Open The Elevator On The Top Floor Of A Building And The Other Guy Doesn't Get Out, Something Is Seriously Wrong.

I Like To Hold The Microphone Cord Like This, I Pinch It Together, Then I Let It Go, Then You Hear A Whole Bunch Of Jokes At Once.