I Like Vending Machines, Because Snacks Are

I Got Two Stools, In Case I Want To Sit Down And Sit Down Again On Something Else.

I Got Some Tartar Control Toothpaste. I Still Have Tartar, But That Stuff's Under Control. I Got So Much Tartar, I Don't Have To Dip My Fish Sticks In Anything. That's Actually Kind Of Gross. After That Joke, I Have To Clarify That I'm Just Joking.

I Went To A Cigar Store, The Man Behind The Counter Asked Me, "what Kind Of Cigars Do You Like?" I Answered, "it's A Boys."

Dogs Are Forever In The Push Up Postion.

I Can't Eat Spaghetti. There's Too Many Of Them.