I Like Thieves. Some Of My Best

I Was Married Once--in San Francisco. I Haven't Seen Her For Many Years. The Great Earthquake And Fire In 1906 Destroyed The Marriage Certificate. There's No Legal Proof. Which Proves That Earthquakes Aren't All Bad.

Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream, But It Takes A Live One To Swim Upstream.

Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of The Lord Thy God In Vain Unless You've Used Up All The Other Four-letter Words.

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.