I Like Thieves. Some Of My Best

Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed Once, Then Destroy All Evidence Of The Fact That You Tried!

Business Is An Establishment That Gives You The Legal, Even Though Unethical, Right To Screw The Naive-right, Left, And In The Middle.

I Was In Love With A Beautiful Blonde Once. She Drove Me To Drink. That's The One Thing I'm Indebted To Her For.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

All Things Considered, I'd Rather Be In Philadelphia