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I've Been Drunk Only Once In My Life. But That Lasted For Twenty-three Years.

A Thing Worth Having Is A Thing Worth Cheating For.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

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