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I Guess I Just Prefer To See The Dark Side Of Things. The Glass Is Always Half-empty. And Cracked. And I Just Cut My Lip On It. And Chipped A Tooth.

I Think I Failed Miserably On Newsradio. I Was Very Nervous Because Of The Caliber Of The Cast - Especially Dave Foley - So I Think I Did A Terrible Job.

For My Stand-up, I Always Have My Notebook With Me And If Something Strikes Me, I'll Write It Down.

Unfortunately, I Am Not One Of Those Comics Where It's Guaranteed That I Hit It Out Of The Park Every Time. You Know, I Am Not Completely Reliable. It's Always Different, And It's A Complete Crapshoot Whether I'm Going To Do Well.

There Is No Blacklist. In The First Place, In The Entertainment Business, Money Talks, Bullshit Walks. So Susan Sarandon And Tim Robbins Won't Be Blacklisted Because They Are Bankable Stars. In The Second Place, If You Are A Woman, The Only Things You're Going To Be Blacklisted For In Hollywood Are Body Fat And Aging.