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There Is No Blacklist. In The First Place, In The Entertainment Business, Money Talks, Bullshit Walks. So Susan Sarandon And Tim Robbins Won't Be Blacklisted Because They Are Bankable Stars. In The Second Place, If You Are A Woman, The Only Things You're Going To Be Blacklisted For In Hollywood Are Body Fat And Aging.

He Said That Faith Is Like A Glass Of Water. When You're Young, The Glass Is Small, And It's Easy To Fill Up. But The Older You Get, The Bigger The Glass Gets, And The Same Amount Of Liquid Doesn't Fill It Anymore. Periodically, The Glass Has To Be Refilled.

It’s Mentally Exhausting, Feeling Bad About Something You Can Do Nothing About.

As You Can Tell From Watching The Show, I'm Not A Strong Joke Writer Per Se.

You Know What Is Good About These Dixie Chicks Burnings Or Bashings? It's A Wonderful, Wonderful Way For Really Stupid People To Hook Up. They Meet, They Throw Some Things On The Fire, They Talk About Vin Diesel, They Tell Stories About Who Their Favorite Fox Anchor Is, They Exchange Phone Numbers And In Some Cases Has Led To Marriages.