The Bible, I've Said It Before, Is

You Know, I Have No Web Presence, And I Don't Know That There's Many People Who Really Do Know Me That Much Anymore.

Pedestrian's Rights - Because We Live In California, I've Got To Address This Issue. I Don't Know Where On The Fence I Am About That. I Suppose If I'm Walking, I'm All For It, But If I'm Driving, That's A Whole Other Can Of Worms.

Listen, Young People, I Understand Narcissism - Clearly. But At Least I Have The Decency To Hate Myself. And That's What's Missing From The Young People. They Don't Have The Debilitating Self-loathing And The Second Guessing.

There's Been Times When I Have Actually Had Sex Indoors. And Then You Kind Of Sober Up A Little When It's Over. I Become Like A Bartender At 2 Am. Ok, People, Let's Move It Out! Yeah, You Don't Have To Go Home But You Can't Stay Here.

Tv, It's A Director's Medium, And They Wanna Make It Look Interesting. To Be Rehearsing Mostly For The Sake Of Where You're Standing So They Can Do The Lighting, That's What I Don't Like.