The Bible, I've Said It Before, Is

There's A Fake Facebook Me. There's A Fake Me Twittering. Sometimes, When It Was At The Height Of Right-wing Nonsense Picking On Me, There Would Be A Fake Me Writing Letters To The Editor. Just Totally Not Even Something I've Ever Said, That Will Then Become Part Of The Echo Chamber.

Every Year My Family Would Pile Into The Car For Our Vacation And Drive 80 Trillion Miles Just To Prove We Couldn't Get Along In Any Setting.

German Accents And Hassidic Accents Aren't That Romantic. They're More Harsh. Although Hebrew, When Spoken By Certain People, Sounds Beautiful. There's This Beautiful Woman I Know Who Speaks Hebrew, And When She Speaks, It's So Attractive. Maybe It's Who's Speaking It.

Leaving Your Ears Open To The Suggestions Of Others Only Closes The Mind's Eye, Thereby Creating A Type Of Spiritual Glaucoma.

Without Liberals We Wouldn't Have Unions. We Wouldn't Have Environmental Protections. We Wouldn't Have Seat Belts Or Birth Control Or The Aclu! Any Of These Things!