We Got Married Drunk In Vegas . . . We Dated For A Year, And We Got Married At A Drive-through Chapel In A Cab. [we Thought] You Have To Go Down To The Courthouse And Sign Papers And Stuff, So Who Knew? We Were Married, And Apparently Now That [rob] Is Getting Married For Real, His Lawyer Dug Up Something.

-Janeane Garofalo

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We Got Married Drunk In Vegas .

Janeane Garofalo

We Got Married Drunk In Vegas . . . We Dated For A Year, And We Got Married At A Drive-through Chapel In A Cab. [we Thought] You Have To Go Down To The Courthouse And Sign Papers And Stuff, So Who Knew? We Were Married, And Apparently Now That [rob] Is Getting Married For Real, His Lawyer Dug Up Something.

Topic

Real

Vegas

Years

There's Always [on Women's Magazines] That Great Photo Of The Actress Or Model Lifting Up Her Shirt Just To Show You The Bone Structure And The Six-pack Of Her Own. It's Almost Like When Horses Are Auctioned And They Show You Their Teeth. 'am I Good Enough?'

Horse

Teeth

Magazines