They Say That Golf Isn't A Contact

I Liked Jim Morrison A Lot As A Person. He Was This Very Poetic Character, And Death Was Always On His Mind. And It Showed Up In His Songs - I Mean, Almost Every Song He Wrote Had Something To Do With Dying. He Was An American Treasure That Went Way Too Soon.

They're Reacting And That's Wonderful. It's Better Than Them Sitting There Doing Nothing. I Say Make Them React - Do Whatever's In Your Power To Move The Audience, And If That's Where It Is, And There Where It Is With America, Sex And Violence, Then I Say Project It.

She Wears High Tech Devo Suit, She Changed Her Name To Xerox, She Hides Quaaludes In Her Boots.

Nobody And Nothing Beats The Simpsons. Even After All This Time, It's Still The Best Satire Since Monty Python.

I'm Very Romantic, I'm Extremely Romantic. I Date My Wife.