Scoring High In Procreation, Got An A

Throughout My Life, There Are Four People I've Met Who Were Truly Original People. The Other Three Were Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison And Pablo Picasso.

On Stage, I'm This Figure, This Actor, Who Does Things That People Aren't Used To Seeing And I Relish In That Reaction. In Real Life, Though, I Play Golf, I Shop And I Walk Around With No Makeup On And My Hair In A Ponytail. I May Not Be The Typical Middle-aged Joe, But I'm Closer To Normal Than You Think.

I Came Into This Life, Looked All Around. I Saw Just What I Liked And Took What I Found.

The Sicker Our Fans Get, The Sicker We'll Get

Rock Should Never Be In Bed With Politics.