If You Could Use Your Brain Like

I Don't Think You Can Shock An Audience Anymore. Me Cutting My Head Off Is A Great Illusion, But When You Turn On Cnn And There's A Guy Really Getting His Head Cut Off, It Does Dilute What I Did.

Pull My Trigger, I Get Bigger, Then I'm Lots Of Fun. I'm Your Gun, I'm Your Gun, Gun, Gun.

Never Be Late. When You're Late, What You're Saying Is That Your Time Is More Important Than The Other Person's Time. That's Pretty Egotistical.

It's So Funny That People Think I Actually Ran For President. I Am Maybe The Most Un-political Person You're Ever Going To Meet. When I Put "elected" Out, It Was Definitely A Satire... "alice Cooper For President"... When Everybody Realized I Was Running Against Nixon, You Known, Even On A Joke Level, I Think I Got A Lot Of Write-in Votes.

We Cheated On Our Math Tests, We Carved Some Dirty Words On The Desk.