They Love Us Everywhere We Go. So

Plagiarize! Plagiarize, Let No One Else's Work Evade Your Eyes, Remember Why The Good Lord Made Your Eyes, So Don't Shade Your Eyes, But Plagiarize, Plagiarize, Plagiarize... Only Be Sure Always To Call It Please "research".

They Love Us Everywhere We Go. So When In Doubt, Send The Marines.

If, After Hearing My Songs, Just One Human Being Is Inspired To Say Something Nasty To A Friend, Or Perhaps To Strike A Loved One, It Will All Have Been Worth The While.

Apart From That Mrs Lincoln, How Did You Enjoy The Play?

Everything Is So Weird In Politics That It's Very Hard To Be Funny About It, I Think.