They Love Me For What I'm Not

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.

They Say Rome Wasn't Built In A Day, But I Wasn't On That Particular Job.

I Wouldn't Say I Was The Best Manager In The Business. But I Was In The Top One.

My Wife Says Obe Stands For Old Big 'ead.

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.