A Platform Is Something A Candidate Stands

I Left My Car Parked At The Top Of Lombard Street Hill, And I Forgot To Put The Breaks On. It's The Funniest Thing. The Car Is Running Down The Hill.

This Used To Be A Government Of Checks And Balances. Now It's All Checks And No Balances.

I Fully Realize That Every Promise I Make, The Republicans Will Double And The Democrats Will Redouble. They Think This Will Make Me Vulnerable, But They Don't Know I Have Some Tricks Up My Sleeve, Along With A Box Of Raisins To Munch On While I'm Waiting For The Returns To Come In.

You Kissed Me Like That When I Was A Blushing Bride ...? I Wonder What I Was Blushing About?

Some People Are Amazed At My Brain, But Really It's Nothing.