A Platform Is Something A Candidate Stands

A Platform Is Something A Candidate Stands For And The Voters Fall For.

Cultivate Friendships. If You Don't Have Time To Cultivate All Of Them, Plow Under Every Fifth One And Collect Your Bonus.

When I Was Born I Was So Surprised I Didn't Talk For A Year And A Half.

I'm Having My Platform Run Up By A Movie Set Designer, So It Will Be Very Impressive From The Front, But Not Too Premanent. After All, There's No Sense Putting A Lot Of Time And Thought Into Something You'll Have No Use For After You're Elected.

This Recipe Is Certainly Silly. It Says To Separate Two Eggs, But It Doesn't Say How Far To Separate Them.