As A Well-known Great Man Would Have

This Used To Be A Government Of Checks And Balances. Now It's All Checks And No Balances.

Never Place A Period Where God Has Placed A Comma.

My Mind Works So Fast. When I Think Of Something I Say It. Lots Of Times I Say It Even Before I Think Of It.

I Fully Realize That Every Promise I Make, The Republicans Will Double And The Democrats Will Redouble. They Think This Will Make Me Vulnerable, But They Don't Know I Have Some Tricks Up My Sleeve, Along With A Box Of Raisins To Munch On While I'm Waiting For The Returns To Come In.

Education Is Worth A Whole Lot. Just Think - With Enough Education And Brains The Average Man Would Make A Good Lawyer - And So Would The Average Lawyer.