I Often Put Boiling Water In The

You Kissed Me Like That When I Was A Blushing Bride ...? I Wonder What I Was Blushing About?

I Left My Car Parked At The Top Of Lombard Street Hill, And I Forgot To Put The Breaks On. It's The Funniest Thing. The Car Is Running Down The Hill.

You've Buttered Your Bread, Now Sleep In It.

This Used To Be A Government Of Checks And Balances. Now It's All Checks And No Balances.

Today Millions Of People Are Living Who Will Never Do It Again. Millions Are Being Born For The First Time - And Millions Are Doing Nothing Because It's The Best Offer They've Had This Week. It Is For These People And Many Others That The Surprise Party Is Conceived And Desecrated, Founded Upon The Principle That Everybody Is Just As Good As Anybody Else, Even Though They Aren't Quite So Smart.