They Couldn't Keep Death Out, But While

"what Would They Do To Me," He Asked In Confidential Tones, "if I Refused To Fly Them?" "we'd Probably Shoot You," Ex-p.f.c. Wintergreen Replied. "we?" Yossarian Cried In Surprise. "what Do You Mean, We? Since When Are You On Their Side?" "if You're Going To Be Shot, Whose Side Do You Expect Me To Be On?" Ex-p.f.c. Wintergreen Retorted.

Suppose Everyone On Our Side Felt That Way?

There Is No Disappointment So Numbing...as Someone No Better Than You Achieving More.

I Had Examined Myself Pretty Thoroughly And Discovered That I Was Unfit For Military Service.

It's A Wise Person, I Guess, Who Knows He's Dumb, And An Honest Person Who Knows He's A Liar. And It's A Dumb Person, I Guess, Whose Convinced He's Wise...-bob Slocum