We Do Have A Zeal For Laughter

The Texan Turned Out To Be Good-natured, Generous And Likable. In Three Days No One Could Stand Him.

In The Long Run, Failure Was The Only Thing That Worked Predictably. All Else Was Accidental.

The Lord Gave Us Farmers Two Strong Hands So We Could Grab As Much As We Could With Both Of Them.

Peace On Earth Would Mean The End Of Civilization As We Know It.

What Is A Country? A Country Is A Piece Of Land Surrounded On All Sides By Boundaries, Usually Unnatural. Englishmen Are Dying For England, Americans Are Dying For America, Germans Are Dying For Germany, Russians Are Dying For Russia. There Are Now Fifty Or Sixty Countries Fighting In This War. Surely So Many Countries Can't All Be Worth Dying For.