We Do Have A Zeal For Laughter

The Night Was Full Of Horrors, And He Thought He Knew How Christ Must Have Felt As He Walked Through The World, Like A Psychiatrist Through A Ward Full Of Nuts.

The Laws Of Nature Are Only As Immutable As The Minds Which Promote Them. Ignorance Of The Law Is 9/10ths Of The Law. Just Because You Aren't Paranoid Doesn't Mean They Aren't Out To Get You.

Some Men Are Born Mediocre, Some Men Achieve Mediocrity, And Some Men Have Mediocrity Thrust Upon Them. With Major Major It Had Been All Three. Even Among Men Lacking All Distinction He Inevitably Stood Out As A Man Lacking More Distinction Than All The Rest, And People Who Met Him Were Always Impressed By How Unimpressive He Was.

Well Then I'd Certainly Be A Damned Fool To Feel Any Other Way, Wouldn't I?

Yossarian Decided To Change The Subject. "now You're Changing The Subject." He Pointed Out Diplomatically. "i'll Bet I Can Name Two Things To Be Miserable About For Every One You Can Name To Be Thankful For.