They Call It Golf Because All The

If You Travel First Class, You Think First Class And You Are More Likely To Play First Class.

Visualization. It May Be The Most Important Part Of Your Mental Package.

I Had A Prejudice Against The British Until I Discovered That Fifty Percent Of Them Were Female.

If I Owned A Rembrandt And It Had Some Dull Colors, I Don't Think I'd Go Put Reds And Yellows In There Just To Brighten It Up. I Feel The Same Way About Old Golf Courses. When You Have A Masterpiece, I Sure Wouldn't Tinker With It.

They Call It Golf Because All The Other Four-letter Words Were Taken.