They (americans) Have Their National Game, Baseball

When People Say England, They Sometimes Mean Great Britain, Sometimes The United Kingdom, Sometimes The British Isles, - But Never England.

Continental People Have A Sex Life; The English Have Hot-water Bottles.

A Criminal May Improve And Become A Decent Member Of Society. A Foreigner Cannot Improve. Once A Foreigner, Always A Foreigner. There Is No Way Out For Him.

Long Before The Word Zionism Was Uttered For The First Time, Old Religious Jews Came From All Over The World To Die In Jerusalem. It Is The Finest Place To Die In - It Has Always Been Acknowledged. It Has A Joie De Mourir Quite Its Own.

When A Wicked And Unworthy Subject Annoyed The Sultan Of Turkey Or The Czar Of Russia, He Had His Head Cut Of Without Much Ceremony; But When The Same Happened In England, The Monarch Declared : "we Are Not Amused".