Nobody Uses His Car In New York,

The Americans Are Extremely Gadget Minded People And American Gadgets Have A Peculiar Characteristic: They Work.

Jokes Are Better Than War. Even The Most Aggressive Jokes Are Better Than The Least Aggressive Wars. Even The Longest Jokes Are Better Than The Shortest Wars.

On The Continent Stray Cats Are Judged Individually On Their Merit-some Are Loved, Some Are Only Respected; In England They Are Universally Worshipped As In Ancient Egypt.

The British Are Proud Of Their Ability To Create A Muddle And Then Muddle Through All Difficulties. I Must Shake The British Pride: Muddle Is Not An Exclusively British Institution. Read Descriptions, For Instance, Of The Over-organized, Wonderfully Systematic And "thorough" German War Machine During The Last War.

The Trouble With Tea Is That Originally It Was Quite A Good Drink. So A Group Of The Most Eminent British Scientists Put Their Heads Together And Made Complicated Biological Experiments To Find A Way Of Spoiling It. To The Eternal Glory Of British Science, Their Labour Bore Fruit.