In England The Boy Pats His Adored

'i Don't Say A Zionist Must Be Insane,' Said President Weizmann, 'but It Helps If He Is.'

The Trouble With Tea Is That Originally It Was Quite A Good Drink. So A Group Of The Most Eminent British Scientists Put Their Heads Together And Made Complicated Biological Experiments To Find A Way Of Spoiling It. To The Eternal Glory Of British Science, Their Labour Bore Fruit.

Humility Is One Of The Most Repulsive Virtues, Nearly Always False.

The Poor Americans Are So Busy Defending The Rights Of Hindus In Pakistan, Moslems In India, Jews In Palestine, Koreans In Japan, Italians In Yugoslavia And Hungarians In Czechoslovakia That They Simply Cannot Give A Thought To Negroes In The United States.

An Englishman, Even If He Is Alone, Forms An Orderly Queue Of One.