He Reminds Me Of A Completely Different

Michael Owen Isn't The Tallest Of Lads, But His Height More Than Makes Up For That.

He Looks Like A Man Who Has Nits And Worms At The Same Time.

If Plan A Fails, They Could Always Revert To Plan A.

If You're A Goalkeeper, It Doesn't Matter What You Save The Ball With; If You Keep It Out, It's Not A Goal.

To Be A Great Game, One Of The Teams Has To Score First.