There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense

Many A Wedding Takes Place When A Man Can't Afford To Go Steady With A Girl Any Longer.

Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.

The Little Boy Who Goes To The Store And Forgets What His Mother Sent Him For, Will Probably Grow Up To Be A Congressman.

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

Hindsight Is Good, Foresight Is Better; But Second Sight Is Best Of All.