There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.

Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.

A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb At One End And Numb At The Other.

When Laziness Attacks A Woman, It Always Avoids Her Tongue.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.