Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.

Don't Tear Your Hair Out Over A Woman; It'll Be Harder To Attract The Next One If You're Bald.

Some Couples Divorce Because Of A Misunderstandin G; Others, Because They Understand Each Other Too Well.

More Diets Start In Dress Shops Than In Doctors' Offices.

A Man Is Known By The Company He Keeps, But A Woman Is Known By The Company She Keeps Waiting.

An Actor Is A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Taking Praise.