Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.

There's Only One Thing Worse Than To Live Without Working, And That Is To Work Without Living.

Many A Husband Lives To Regret The Extravagant Fee He Bestowed Upon The Minister Who Sentenced Him.

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.

There's Nothing As Short As Short-term Debt.

Canada's Climate Is Nine Months Winter And Three Months Late In The Fall.