Under Dictatorship, The People In Prison Are

There Are Two Kinds Of Leaders: Those Who Are Interested In The Flock, And Those Who Are Interested In The Fleece.

Nowadays It's Not Who Wears The Pants In The Family, But Who Carries The Credit Cards.

The Survival Of The Fittest Is Going To Make Some Man Very Lonesome Some Day.

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.