All Work And No Play Makes Jack

A Wedding Is The Formality A Man Has To Go Through Before Going To Work For A New Boss.

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable, You Can Never Tell In Advance How It Will Ignore You The Next Time.

A Girl Never Cares Who Casts The First Stone At Her -- As Long As It's A Diamond

Everything Comes To Him Who Waits -- If He Waits Till It Comes.