All Work And No Play Makes Jack

Many An Actor Does The Stage More Ham Than Good.

After Paying For The Wedding, About The Only Thing A Father Has Left To Give Away Is The Bride.

Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.

About The Only Time Congress Conforms To The Will Of The People Is When It Decides To Adjourn.

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.