All Work And No Play Makes Jack

The Difference Between Us And Other People Is That Their Money Looks Bigger And Their Troubles Smaller.

Definition Of Statistics: The Science Of Producing Unreliable Facts From Reliable Figures.

The Only Time A Lazy Man Ever Succeeds Is When He Tries To Do Nothing.

The Disadvantage Of Becoming Wise Is That You Realize How Foolish You've Been.

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.