All Work And No Play Makes Jack

The Only Place Where You Can Find Equality Is In The Cemetery.

Divorce Is The Price People Play For Playing With Matches.

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.

It's Not The Loss Of Life That Makes The Death Bitter -- It's The Obituaries.