All Work And No Play Makes Jack

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

Man Is The Control Experiment Of Heredity And Environment; And Since His Heredity Controls Him, He Tries To Control His Environment.

The Lord Takes Care Of His Own, But Church Trustees Still Put Lightning Rods On The Steeple.

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

The Reason Why Men Who Mind Their Own Business Succeed Is That They Have So Little Competition.