There's No Such Thing As A Cheap

Comedy Isn't Polite And It Isn't Correct And It Isn't Accurate, Even. It's Just A Mess. So That's The Way That I Approach It.

You Can Do Eight Things. We Got It Down To Eight For You.

I've Started To Kind Of Hate People, And It's Not Because I Have Anything Against Them. It's Just, I Enjoy It. It's Recreation.

Everything's Amazing Right Now, And Nobody's Happy.

I'm Not Raising The Children, I'm Raising The Grown Ups That They're Going To Be.