Talking Is Always Positive. That's Why I

I've Been Having A Lot Of Trouble Sleeping As We All Should. I Dunno. You Don't Live That Long. It Doesn't Matter.

[about Being A Father] I Don't Really Remember What It Was Like Before. Whatever I Had Going On, It Was Bullshit. It Wasn't Important. It's Kind Of A Nice Thing About Being A Dad. My Identity Is Really About Them Now, And What I Can Do For Them, So It Sort Of Takes The Pressure Off Of Your Own Life. What Am I Going To Do, Who Am I? Who Cares, You've Got To Get Your Kids To School. So I Like It That Way.

I Have Twitter So I Can Tell People What I Want Them To Buy And They Give Me Money.

I Do Actually Use A Boxing Trainer When I Train For Stand-up.

Last Week I Got A Flu That I Caught, 'cause My Daughter Coughed ... Into My Mouth.