There's No Possibility Of Being Witty Without

Never Say More Than Is Necessary.

If Parliament Were To Consider The Sporting With Reputation Of As Much Importance As Sporting On Manors, And Pass An Act For The Preservation Of Fame As Well As Game, There Are Many Who Would Thank Them For The Bill.

A Life Spent Worthily Should Be Measured By A Nobler Line,-by Deeds, Not Years.

He Is The Very Pineapple Of Politeness.

I Open With A Clock Striking, To Beget An Awful Attention In The Audience - It Also Marks The Time, Which Is Four O Clock In The Morning, And Saves A Description Of The Rising Sun, And A Great Deal About Gilding The Eastern Hemisphere.