He Is The Very Pineapple Of Politeness.

The Most Threatened Group In Human Societies As In Animal Societies Is The Unmated Male: The Unmated Male Is More Likely To Wind Up In Prison Or In An Asylum Or Dead Than His Mated Counterpart. He Is Less Likely To Be Promoted At Work And He Is Considered A Poor Credit Risk.

O Lord, Sir - When A Heroine Goes Mad She Always Goes Into White Satin.

A Tale Of Scandal Is As Fatal To The Credit Of A Prudent Lady As A Fever Is Generally To Those Of The Strongest Constitutions. But There Is A Sort Of Puny, Sickly Reputation, That Is Always Ailing, Yet Will Wither The Robuster Characters Of A Hundred Prudes.

Nay, But Jack, Such Eyes! Such Eyes! So Innocently Wild! So Bashfully Irresolute! Not A Glance But Speaks And Kindles Some Thought Of Love! Then, Jack, Her Cheeks! Her Cheeks, Jack! So Deeply Blushing At The Insinuations Of Her Tell-tale Eyes! Then, Jack, Her Lips! O, Jack, Lips Smiling At Their Own Discretion! And, If Not Smiling, More Sweetly Pouting - More Lovely In Sullenness! Then, Jack, Her Neck! O, Jack, Jack!

The Number Of Those Who Undergo The Fatigue Of Judging For Themselves Is Very Small Indeed.