There's Estrogen Running Through My Veins!

I'm Watching Some Television Tonight. I'm Watching The Discovery Channel. You Know, This Channel, You Never Ever Plan On Watching This. It Just Happens. You're Flickin' Around, All Of A Sudden - Boom - You're Watching A Mole For An Hour-and-a-half.

Listening To Evanescence Makes Me Want To Break Up With A Girl In Real Time As A Giant Antique Hourglass Falls To The Floor In Slow Motion.

Why Do They Call It The Restroom? Is There Anybody Just Resting In This Room?

I'm Always Going To Be Someone That People Enjoy Watching.

I Won't Take No For A Question.